[topicee]

A speakers club member who is selected to stand and speak for 2-3 minutes on a subject nominated by a Topics Chairman on an impromptu basis.

Tonights topicee will be chosen at random to speak on the subject of.............

by colin thrower March 4, 2008

toplong

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

by who_da_man June 30, 2008

topic bomb

A new topic introduced into a conversation which has the effect of causing the participants to stray from the previous course of the discussion and causes multiple digressions to occur.

A student in a graduate seminar prefaces his contribution to the discussion by saying, "This might be kind of a topic bomb, but it might be pertinent."

by Deep Ears February 21, 2009

Tapioca River

The cum of no less than 6 men dripping from a woman's vagina.

--Dude, that chick just got fucked by 6 guys!

--I know right, look at that tapioca river flowing out of her pussy!

by dagider September 13, 2010

topixploitation

The exploxploitation of topix.com to spread local rumors about people. Shockingly popular with topix users.

A typical topixploitation:

lolz: I heard the mayor's daughter has a blue waffle vag. She has no mother figure so she doesn't know how to keep herself clean.

wtf: OMG I must tell everybody in in this podunk town via the topix forum!

by topixploiter August 9, 2012

tobious ceaser

A ginger man wrapped in a white towel

All Hail Tobious Ceaser King of the white towels

by Claireandtoby July 12, 2016

topico

A nickname given to a cool and calm guy, those who are named topico are the most handsome guys on campus

Levi; why is everyone running towards the door
Diana;I think Topico is here

by Jesutopico June 7, 2019