The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
Get the tool mug.Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).
The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".
by masterofsleep May 4, 2015
Get the tool mug.A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.
by annadoes March 28, 2016
Get the tool mug.Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.
LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
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Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.
by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020
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Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
by Mr.Republican2016 November 7, 2017
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