Toking up

To do the right thing, getting high as bat shit with your friends or spouse. Device used to attain the perfect level of near comatose is not important, the act of communal consumption is the important bit.

Jim, Mary, Jane, and I were toking up in the basement when Steve decided he could fly.

by Theonetruedoeg December 20, 2016

Toking up

"Toke" is a noun. It means a "hit" or "puff"
-Take a toke from the pipe.

"Toking" or "Toking up" as printed above, is a verb. It means to take a hit or a puff from the pipe.

-We were outside in the backyard toking up some fine medicinal cannabis.

So,
toking = smoking
&
to toke = to smoke
and therefore,
Toking up = Smoking up

I do believe that it is actually an older term more used back in the 60s and 70s.
A hippie once said, "yeah maaan, we were at Woodstock toking up Mother Earths gift to us!"

After toking up some weed, all my anxiety just melted away.

by SIZ777 December 20, 2016

tobing

Biggest faggot

You are tobing

by Yeboiskinp August 30, 2017

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

Tooping

Txting while pooping

What are you doing? I'm tooping you.

by Tooping June 21, 2018

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

toong

Toong (or Tüng) is a word used my alpha males who usually also vape - a word used to describe a man's penis. It origanted in 2019 when 2 men walked into Lessons (Clothing Store) in Perth Western Australua, where a man named Tuong tried to make them buy an $800 shirt he wanted to get rid of.

Why did I do that? Because my toong is big.. that's why champ.

by duckie96 September 23, 2019