A Total Recall is when one has intercourse with a 'busty', 'athletic' and 'skinny' girl all in a row.
by Ahhhnold March 26, 2010
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Get the Total Scrotle mug.Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
Get the two-total mug."A Total McKenzie" or simply an ATM, is referring to a girl who is convinced she is social-media famous. This type of girl will never stop talking about her 500 followers. She feels the need to rub it in your face as well. It gives her pride and validation in telling other people.
by 💕 je m'aime 💕 August 12, 2020
Get the A Total McKenzie mug.A total Karl is a new-age modification of the hot karl by which three men defecate on the face of their partner while a fourth man defecates on her ass, all simoutaneously
There must be a strategic placing of the body for this to be effective.
the partner must be on her back with her legs almost behind her head.
subtracting any amount of members gives it a new title
3 men on the face, one on the ass = total Karl
2 men on the face, one on the ass = Half Karl
1 man on the face, one on the ass = Quarter Karl
subtracting the man defecating on the ass returns this move to a Hot Karl
There must be a strategic placing of the body for this to be effective.
the partner must be on her back with her legs almost behind her head.
subtracting any amount of members gives it a new title
3 men on the face, one on the ass = total Karl
2 men on the face, one on the ass = Half Karl
1 man on the face, one on the ass = Quarter Karl
subtracting the man defecating on the ass returns this move to a Hot Karl
"dude, my dad told me your mom was the life of the party last night. Him and some of the guys from his softball team gave her a Total Karl"
by cockjarvis November 2, 2009
Get the Total Karl mug.A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.
Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1
Seriously.. that happened one.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1
Seriously.. that happened one.
by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009
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