The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.
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Past tense ; sporked
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
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The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
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Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
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