stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

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double stuffed

A cock in each hole.

While filming a porno a porn star is usually double stuffed.

by shadow August 30, 2004

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Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 9, 2009

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cuffed and stuffed

Being tied up (wrists and ankles) and your holes filled with buttplug and/or dildo.

Jannet likes being cuffed and stuffed.

by splinter5588 September 25, 2015

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stuffed turkey

n. Dick trick. Begins with a couple engaged in doggie style sexual intercourse. When the male notices that the female is wearing socks, he pulls off her socks and stuffs them into her asshole. Thus, he creates impromptu tail feathers and the illusion of a stuffed turkey.

Rod looked around for the smell while he was cuttin' his biatch doggie style. Upon seeing that she was wearing socks, he manuvered the stuffed turkey because it was November. It took her a week to get those socks out of her ass.

by Digitus Impudicus November 17, 2006

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