it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Titanic

The tragedy of a large cruise ship that began to sunk after hitting an ice berg, and the movie named after it.

That movie Titanic had a lot of holes in it.
No pun intended.

by Headladn June 27, 2014

titanic

A sexual activity in which a woman is fisted both vaginally and anally simultaniously resembling the pumping action of the pistons in the titanic boiler room!

Rob: Wow! Becca's walking like John Wayne today today!
Tom: Yeah I dropped a titanic on her last night!

by Taffy! April 29, 2008

Titanic 2

Used to decribe a situation similar to that during the sinking of the Titanic. Can also be used as Titanic Too, though that sounds even stupider.

When it's really cold, when something goes horribly wrong, when something unexpected happens, etc.

It's like Titanic 2 in here!

by Lalalala! May 16, 2006

(TMS)Titanic

See dipshit, also commonly referred to as tit

"Dipshit's trucks and league sucks!"

by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 16, 2004

titanic

Rape a girl then drown her and jizz on her till she sinks

That bitch pissed me off, so I gave her the titanic treatment.

by westicals/smithcorp February 28, 2009

titastic

A firm, tight butt on a woman. A combination of the words "tight" and "ass".

Whoa! That girl's butt is simply titastic!

by Herb Spice July 20, 2008