The god of lesbian
Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)
Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)
*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*
by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021
Get the Thormug. A fat fuck that is very lazy and never does everything. He is always wanting food.If you fall in love with Thor be ready to feed him constly and change his cathider .
Thor is a person
by Thor 0773 August 13, 2019
Get the Thormug. Thor - the man who loves to be slutty and dress up in anime clothes for his man.
He is such a Thor - look at him hammering that dick with his ass
He is such a Thor - look at him hammering that dick with his ass
by Olympic heaven May 2, 2022
Get the Thormug. A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.
by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021
Get the Thormug. (n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.
Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."
Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.
Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"
Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.
Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"
Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025
Get the Thor's Hammer Dilemmamug. I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist
by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021
Get the Thor Skywalkermug.