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Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
by dimpledballz June 3, 2023
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I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
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Thor special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass, then goes to a point higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof), and summons the hammer making it fly up through the persons body coming out of their mouth.
Jake- "Yo, did you hear about how Cameran died?"
Dean- "Oh yeah, he was given the Thor special right? Does that make him gay?"
Jake- "Yes, yes it does."
by Dincoln May 19, 2025
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Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.
Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."
by Dincoln May 19, 2025
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Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
Thor Odinson is a little pussy.
by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024
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Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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