Thor

Opposite of Loki (low key) - loud, massive, amazing

We're heading to this dope-ass gig tonight, it's gonna be Thor asf

by monkey300 November 25, 2018

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022

Thor skywalker

Svensk ”musikproducent” som köper sex av prostituerade tjejer på only fans. Narcissist som är mästare på att ljuga och går igång på 16 åringar. Otrogen mot sina flickvänner och kallar dom galna

Den där Thor Skywalker på insta följer massa tjejer på Instagram. Sitter och runkar till tjejer online

by Jfkdjd December 28, 2023

The Thor

When a girl/boy dresses up as the Greek god Thor and proceeds to sit on a hammer

Oh my god, this girl sent me a video of hare doing “The Thor” last night it was awesome.

by Beboop123 June 23, 2020

Thor Skywalker

Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots

I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist

by Dictionary man of the world May 18, 2021

Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.

Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?

by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025