Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

Thirst Buckita

Someone who is thirsty beyond thirsty. They need something other then water to quench their thirst;-)

Person A: Omg! Did you hear what Tatiana did to Lawrence yesterday?! She's such a thirst buckita

by Drunk_Duck August 9, 2016

thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)

Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !

by JennYewen November 8, 2023

drink the thirst

quench your thirst by drinking the thirst

"man im so thirsty"
"drink the thirst"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

invisi-thirst

A person that is unnoticed by other people that does anything to get the attention they've been seeking to quench their undying thirst.

Bitch: *ripping clothes off & twerking*
Nigga #1: damn, wtf that bitch doing?!
Nigga #2: dude don't pay attention to her...she's got a case of the invisi-thirst, *throws water bottle*
Bitch: *flips hair*

by CollardGreenaesha July 12, 2013

first-thirst

Initial interest

After the first-thirst, interest waned.

by Hercolena Oliver August 27, 2009

thirst wheel

Third wheeling when you secretly wanna smash with one of the people involved in the relationship

Chris: do you reckon it'll be weird going out with Charlotte and Luke? You know how much I wanna get with Charlotte
Tom: Nah bro as long as you can keep it under control you'll be right

Chris: Yeah but I'll still be Thirst Wheeling all night

by Poptart 007 November 8, 2018