thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)

Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !

by JennYewen November 8, 2023

Thirst Trap

a sexual image or flirtatious statement shared on social media with the goal of making other people declare their desire in public.

Person 1: Did you see the new post TJ made? That was a thirst trap.
Person 2: I did, he looked so hot, he should post more pix

by The #1 Filipino Glizzy Gobbler February 3, 2023

Thirst trap

Basically where a person on tiktok posts a video with the red leds with the slowed sound trying to look hot but they really aren’t 💀

Person 1: yooo have you seen ___’s thirst trap?
Person 2: yea it was cringey as hell
Person 1: That lip bite they did😭
Person 2: THAT WAS THE CRINGIEST PART

by peach emoji 🍑 August 4, 2022

Thirst trap

A ploy or scheme to get others to join you for beer or drinks at a bar so you can get drunk together and talk shit or complain.

I'm gonna lay a thirst trap for Bobby because I'm depressed and want to get drunk and forget about my shitty day.

by Niiiiiik September 8, 2017

Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.

Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.

by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016

Thirst Quench

When you fuck someone unexpected only because you're horny and you thought "What the hell, why not?"

Leslie: Anna, the funniest thing happened last night.

Anna: What?

Leslie: So I was just sitting in bed in my pajamas and all of a sudden I got super horny and slid into Caleb's DMs and ended up Thirst Quenching on him.

by Soccerisfun December 8, 2019

Thirst aid

Making someone feel better through sexual actions or images.

Rory was feeling sick the other day, so her boyfriend sent her nudes. I need a guy who can administer thirst aid.

James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.

by bounce.house.chaos November 22, 2021