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Thirst hose

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.
by Music Club December 13, 2018
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Thirst Bucket

A person whose bulk of their Instagram following is just thirst trap accounts. You can find them liking all of their pictures as well. They follow you and sometimes just immediately DM you. You check to see if you guys follow the same people, and it’s like you ordered just breasts and thighs at KFC.

There is not necessarily something wrong with a thirst bucket, though usually desperate.

But, be warned, they most likely DMed about half of their thirst trap accounts before getting to you.
“Some random dude DMed me on insta the other day. Within five seconds of looking at his page… I knew he was a thirst bucket.”
by someone trying their best October 28, 2023
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The Thirst

John sure likes to drink alcohol, he must have the thirst.
by Heyhohe April 13, 2022
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3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.
"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"
by ThatOneFahgot May 3, 2021
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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023
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butt thirst

the thirst for liquids (mainly semen) in the butt, experienced in both women and gays
also used to infer that someone is slutty or gets around
Hey, Ray do you see that girl over there with those scummers?

The new one?

Yeah, she's totally got the butt thirst.
by redwalrus101 September 11, 2013
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Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.
Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.
by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016
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