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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so 

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.
Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

The Urban Dicktionary 

A place for bored teens go to write down their little minds.
Hey dude my friend went on the Urban Dicktionary avoid her

urban dictonairy the netherklands 

yo what up dint eat u up

its basacly a arabic slur
yo shit head urban dictonairy the netherklands go die

but then aravic

The UrbanDictionary Game

A game invented involving UrbanDictionary which can be played with 2 or more players, preferably those who do not surf UrbanDictionary for hours at a time. The rules of the game as are follows.

1. Almost everything on UrbanDictionary is sexually related in some way, so the goal is to guess how many definitions there are for a word.

2. The Wordmaster (typically the guy with the computer) searches for a word on UD. Before pressing enter, each player guesses how many sexually related definitions there will be.

3. Following The Price Is Right rules, the person who is closest without going over wins. This person then gets a point. Two people can place the same bet, but no more than once every three points.

4. In the event of a tie with two players, a sexual term is entered and the number of NONsexual definitions is guessed.

5. In the event of a tie between multiple players, the tie can be worked out by a round of rock paper scissors, shin kicking, or wiener fencing.

6. A bonus point is given if you guess the definition of a word before it is searched.

7. A headless goat is delivered to a male player if he is found to already know the number of definitions beforehand.

8. A point is deducted if all other players unanimously decide that another player's chosen word is downright gay, disgusting, or just stupid.
Two guys playing The UrbanDictionary Game

Steve: Okay okay... ummmmm donkeypunch
*Bill types in donkeypunch*
Bill: Umm... six references.
Steve: I'm gonna go with four.
*Bill presses enter*
Both: What the fuck???!??

Steve then loses a point.