Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.

Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.

by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

Polish Hammer

to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.

The polish hammer was once done by the polish king and queen and it resulted in an earthquake that broke the world into the 7 continents we know today.

by shlongkeydonkey October 16, 2018

LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.

intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

by cookme December 25, 2010

floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.

1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!

by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007

Peenie Polish

A blowjob.

Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!

by Richard Flavor April 8, 2013