A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....
Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
by iamthepseudonym November 4, 2010
Get the Mystery Muffinsmug. This a motor vehicle used to take part in the Mystery box Rally.
The term arises from the fact that participants sign up to take part in the Mystery box rally without knowing what car they will be using or where they are going.
The cars are of unknown quality, and are usually secondhand cars that have been pulled out of the Manheim Auction System at random, and their value could be anywhere between $100 and $10,000.
The Mystery Box rally is a spin off of the Shitbox rally, and also raises money for the Cancer Council.
The term arises from the fact that participants sign up to take part in the Mystery box rally without knowing what car they will be using or where they are going.
The cars are of unknown quality, and are usually secondhand cars that have been pulled out of the Manheim Auction System at random, and their value could be anywhere between $100 and $10,000.
The Mystery Box rally is a spin off of the Shitbox rally, and also raises money for the Cancer Council.
by Shitboxer September 13, 2013
Get the Mystery Boxmug. from the hot guy you see at an amusement park to your hot neighbor next door. Mystery guys are hot and see very charming ...but in the end how do you know how they really act. After all they are a mystery guy.
Who was that mystery guy from The Grill last night? He sure was hot and had a deathly romantic stare.
by Gymnast3950 September 30, 2017
Get the mystery guymug. When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.
by yfzrider2 October 26, 2013
Get the mystery poomug. A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020
Get the Mystery dickmug. When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the history mysterymug. by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
Get the Mystery meatmug.