rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

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Paraffin Lamp

cockney rhyming slang for tramp

shut up u fuckin paraffin lamp

by callum h July 25, 2005

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Fat Lamp

A synonym for safe, respect, nuff love etc. Generally condoning the actions or feelings of the event or person in question.

Alex: Hey man, some guy just tortilla'd my girl, so i smashed him over the head with my bottle of stella.

Matt: Fat Lamp bro, he had that coming.

by rockgod78 July 14, 2010

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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most

He gave that bitch a lava lamp

by Rellikjr. January 05, 2017

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lamp zone

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.

"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind

by obamacare1111 December 09, 2013

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