gay jail

Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.

Hey did you just get a new car?

Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo

by paranoid37 May 6, 2018

Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.

After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.

by NoMoreFederalGovernment! September 5, 2013

Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.

He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail

by yerda42 November 20, 2018

Jail's hard

a safe place

in the corner

Christmas lights

carpenter genes

" jail's hard but its nice"

by skittleandvannie July 17, 2021

Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun

i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon

by gotta sweep December 28, 2020

Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 22, 2016