Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
Get the cooch goblinmug. My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!
by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022
Get the cooch salsamug. Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023
Get the cooch cavernmug. by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021
Get the spare coochmug. 
by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023
Get the Cooch Capturemug. "So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
Get the Cooch tardmug.