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Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.
That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey
by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017
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turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.
Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.
by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015
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Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.
There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021
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cock turkey

Some One Who Gobbles Cock...
Most Likely A Gay Male i.e. Cameron Faulkner
Or A Female Who Is Often Sucking Cock
Dude Cameron Is Such a Cock Turkey...
Seemingly I Wouldnt Be Suprised If He Was Gay
by Justin Heinze November 8, 2007
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Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.
Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"
by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012
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turkey moon

To tuck one's balls between the legs and moon someone. The balls under the ass resembles the neck of a turkey, thus forming the turkey moon.
Damn, did you just see Hayes give that guy a turkey moon?
by BRAINSWELLS December 27, 2007
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Turkey Vulture

A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.
That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)
by Solus Veritas May 30, 2018
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