by ethabn March 10, 2022

by MC squared June 12, 2014

by Sleepy202 December 16, 2019

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

I got the dork tingles today at the sales meeting when we had to sing "happy birthday" to our co-worker.
by pennbitch75 July 15, 2021

A kiss so good that it leaves your lips tingleing. Only the best kissers can kiss with tingle factor.
by ChocolateCoveredEskimo April 5, 2012

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
by Pokchop March 6, 2022
