spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 9, 2012

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

sharing spit

Sharing spit is slang for making out. It literally describes the act of making out, because usually when two people are kissing with tongue spit is exchanged. It could be used in a negative or positive way depending on who you're talking about (but usually used negatively, e.g. when talking about a conniving weasel of a girl cheating on her faithful boyfriend.)

Mackenzie: Hey, Shawna, did you see Khloe sharing spit with that white boy at the game?
Shawna: Yeah, I saw it. And her boyfriend was like right there. What a whore.
Mackenzie: I hate Khloe.

by manda15 December 3, 2013

authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

spit shiner

A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.

Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!

by PDDMW April 10, 2014

Umbilical Spit

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.

Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"

by boatsfalcon April 8, 2013

slit spit

Generic term for ejaculate or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during sexual arousal.

Joe - "So did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?"
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".

by Rory EC January 14, 2007