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pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond
The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.
by p0nk October 1, 2007
mugGet the pug in my pondmug.

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass
"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.
by ty cob August 30, 2005
mugGet the pug smuggler 2mug.
A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.
"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021
mugGet the Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lolmug.

Pug

Slang term for a Repugnant Republican, a Repuglican
The Pugs have just taken over the City Council and School Board.
by Yokohama Joe February 4, 2022
mugGet the Pugmug.

black pug!

Better than white pugs. not racist. sorry. black pug!.
MAYA IS BEST cause she black pug!
by sdjo;ds;nljdbgs November 12, 2019
mugGet the black pug!mug.
a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you
by Tom TNT May 12, 2025
mugGet the go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug youmug.

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