Muff Nit

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

by Maurice2nd December 18, 2008

Harry muff

A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.

When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea

by Pudvah July 6, 2018

Muff Snuff

When you open up a vagina and put your nose in it and give a big whiff

I total gave her a muff snuff last night

by MoonCricket69 July 27, 2018

Muff Fluffies

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.

"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"

by Padam2 January 10, 2012

muff cone

The cone-like shape of overgrown female pubic hair that forms over the vagina after failing to maintain female muff

As she finally proceeded to remove her panties, Doug was utterly astounded by the low-hanging muff cone forming over his hot date's cooter

by LakeForestWASP August 28, 2012

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008

Muff Hands

The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.

Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.

I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.

C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!

I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!

by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011