schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

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Mitt set

When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.

How was your night?

Brad: mitt set

by Eliseisms August 31, 2020

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Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

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Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

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Arctic Mitt

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.

Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.

by CplBloggins March 31, 2022

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Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.

Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it

by milesmoore February 3, 2022

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