a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010
Get the closet kickermug. 
by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016
Get the two-kickermug. by Banzai719 April 20, 2011
Get the Kicker In Towmug. by Ono Notme August 19, 2008
Get the Pootie Kickersmug. Private : we are just box kicker and now you want us to be your fireteam
Sergeant : We are marines ! Do you got that clear private !
Private : Sir,yes,sir !
Sergeant : We are marines ! Do you got that clear private !
Private : Sir,yes,sir !
by r3v0lut10n October 12, 2017
Get the box kickermug. Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
by Bootlugger June 23, 2024
Get the Crate Kickermug.