by JonesGotBones February 15, 2022

Lying on one's back while a female sits on your face. Oral sex is then performed on her. The key is to be a black belt in tongue fu. Her secretions then become heavier and heavier until they fill your lungs causing asphyxiation
After a long night of the Dirty Jeff, I am having problems breathing, but my girlfriend is very happy.
by Connielingus April 22, 2007

one of the greatest guitar players ever. one of the first guitar players to use fuzztone and feedback 1965 or 66.a true great of rock guitar playing. at almost 60 years old becks guitar playing keeps getting better.jeff beck a true talent and legend.
by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
by sextoaster February 6, 2005

by numchuck bitch July 28, 2003

When a jewish man tries to eat a woman out, but she sneezes and he accidentally sticks his nose up her butt hole.
by señor snatch March 16, 2015

1 - "I blame those greenhouse gasses for global warming!"
2 - "Nah, I reckon it's all down to Team Jeff"
1 - "Whaaa?!"
2 - "Nah, I reckon it's all down to Team Jeff"
1 - "Whaaa?!"
by TeamJeff November 30, 2010
