daddy issues

The possible side effect that women may recieve if her father has been absent in some part of her life, her father has abused or neglected her, or if her father has simply failed to fulfill his responsibilities/duties as a parent (physically or emotionally). Having daddy issues may cause the following-
• Acting slutily or whoreificly
• Dressing in a non-modest manner
• Going out of her way to grab an older man's attention

• Having a dominant attraction towards Sugar-Daddies
• Being a gold-digger
• Willingly sends nudes after very little conversation

• Spends her free time sexting strangers online
• Frequently goes to clubs dressed in a too-tight and/or too-short dress
• Is loud and obnoxious
• Dyes her hair with that screaming red color that all the other hoes have dyed in their hair
• Her having an abundance of piercings and/or tattoos that are obviously for her attention
• Tries to be a tease
• Fucks every old guy in town

• After fucking each guy, she tells them about her "depression", typically seeking sympathy
• If the woman happens to be pretty, she denies her men when complimented by them, simply because she wants more compliments.

Bystander 1: "Bro, look that that chick over there dancing on the stage. Why is she trying so hard to get attention when she's already hot?"
Bystander 2: "It's the daddy issues, man. She wants that old guy's attention."
*Chick doesn't recieve the attention from the old guy that she was seeking*
*Chick walks over to another older guy
Chick: "Hey hon! Wanna chat?"
Old guy: "Sure thing, beautiful."
Chick: "Oh, shut up! I am the ugliest thing on this planet!"
Old guy: "Quit your lying, babe. I know a fine girl when I see one,"
*chick pulls down shirt further, exposing even more cleavage*

by Sophilas July 28, 2016

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Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

by CockThroater September 11, 2016

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Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

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You are an issue

You are an issue is an insult that was created in the practices of the musical 13. Kendra and Charlotte battled it out with insults and then Charlotte threw out you are an issue and won the arguement.

“ well thats stupid” - kendra
“well you are an issue” -Charlotte

by char.char.13musical July 15, 2019

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issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

by gettingignorant June 20, 2021

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