Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 06, 2023

Dorito Bod

A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.

Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!

by Bunky Blair April 19, 2022

Freedom Dorito

The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito

It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.

by DigitalR3x February 20, 2025

3d Doritos

Doritos that are on drugs

aye bro you want 3d Doritos aka Doritos that are high?

by The Epic Yoshi December 14, 2022

magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher

Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????

by Ze Zoo Za November 28, 2022