how dare you

when someone dares

*Lemongrab wakes up*
Lemongrab: good morning, how dare you.

by Smartass2 September 30, 2018

MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you

1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.

by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024

Firehouse dog dare

The ultimate dare, NO take backs and you have to do it.

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Me: "I dare you"
you: "I double dog dare you"
Me: "I triple dog dare you"
You: "I quadruple dog dare you"
Me: "I FIREHOUSE DOG DARE YOU"

by AMDK April 17, 2025

Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.

She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.

by jbadman October 1, 2023

sus dares

being dared to fuck or do any sexual acts

people who do sus dares are fucking weirdos

by Djbigpenis8 December 5, 2023

Don’t you dare

I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it

“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”

by what’sapseudonym October 19, 2020

Dare-Devil

When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.

You should totally Dare-Devil the mystery machine.

by 1918182 September 12, 2023