blobs

Blobs is a word that you say with anything

Blobs gives you peace and joy

My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen

Blobs of Gladys

by Nkechi Monday May 02, 2020

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 04, 2019

blob

piece of goo or slime

I swallowed a blob today.

by Randy Pincherson March 31, 2023

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 12, 2023

Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

blob

The planet has some blobs

Earth blobs

by May 12, 2022

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019