twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

Twatty Shotty

When a woman douches with alcohol then queefs the liquid into their partners mouth.

Last night my boyfriend asked me, "you want to do a twatty shotty, shawty?"

by TwattyShawty October 13, 2023

Thotty

A bitch who be around, A pass around and always getting those cheeks clapped.

“That girl over there a thotty”

by faggotlol December 31, 2023

twattypuss

twattypuss- being such a twat that you’re being a twat x8. Like an octopus has 8 legs. And being slapped by 16 lips.

GOD! You didn’t have to act like a twattypuss when you could’ve just acted like a twat!

by cuntybossbitch16 February 2, 2025

TATTYN

Take All The Time You Need

Boss: Where are you, the big meeting starts in 10 minutes.
Employee: My hair is literally on fire and I'm trying to pull a rabid weasel off my ankle!
Boss: TATTYN

by hack-skier April 15, 2025

TWATTY WOTTY

A twat that is fat and waddles when they walk.

Put that food down, stop being twatty wotty

by MARIE JANAY January 24, 2026

Tatty-Bango

Tatti-bango is a fun term used in Scotland to say goodbye to someone, usually used at the end of calls. It formed from the old slang word "tatty bye", and has been used recently in slang.

"I'll see you soon, mate. Tatty-Bango!"

by Wacko_Jackal May 9, 2025