Danger Zone

The state of being in which you are so drunk that one or more of the following may occur: 1) Trouble speaking/walking 2) Throwing up 3) Being incapable of making simple decisions.
People in the danger zone are beyond being wavey yet are not quite drunk enough to need to go home.

Lewis - 'Can't believe I got with her last night, I was in the danger zone'

Dushane - 'I was in the danger zone, don't remember a thing'

Megan - 'How was your night'
Jack - 'It was good, I was flirting with the danger zone'

by Troy Lazar March 20, 2014

danger dome

form of road head, when a girl gives a guy a blow job while she is driving

I cant believe Caroline gave Brian danger dome while she was driving to her parents. Sure he got of but they could have died.

by not borat December 21, 2009

Dangerous Retard

Typically a specific individual who is beyond the limits of retardation. Typically this individual harms others and themselves, due to the individual having no fucking idea about what they are doing. Usually, this person is also associated with the term gutterslut.

'Hey did you hear what Holly did?'
'Yeah! She's such a dangerous retard!

by AnonBetsy November 7, 2011

Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.

Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.

by dangerbonerking August 28, 2010

dangerous love

When you love someone uncontrollably to the point you would kill for them and they would kill for you but the relationship is that toxic you will probably end up killing eachother

We are in dangerous love . It's going to end badly

by poselz November 17, 2015

Danger Wank

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.

Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'

by compasskid April 21, 2009

Danger Ride

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."

I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.

by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017