A jet rider is someone, most likely of the female population, that uses the jets of a bathtub or hot tub, or others of the sort, to masturbate.
Carl: Yo, I was at the pool the other day and I saw a jet rider.
John: What the hell is a jet rider?
Carl: You know, someone that gets off using the jets
John: What the hell is a jet rider?
Carl: You know, someone that gets off using the jets
by Jsizzlac March 26, 2009
Get the Jet Ridermug. That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.
- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!
- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.
- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.
by Vadissimo November 1, 2008
Get the Mexican jetmug. "Did you eat yet ?". From, 'Just Before The War With The Eskimos,' in the collectin Nine Stories by Salinger.
by merc April 20, 2005
Get the jeat jetmug. Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception
by Tim Swain June 13, 2014
Get the Jizz and Jetmug. A group of teenagers from Louisiana, who have the most Swag in the whole Universe! Members of this group can be found from numerous high schools such as Ahs and Lhs. They're just some mellow kids that like living the Jet Life!
(J)ust (E)njoy (T)he (S)wag= J.E.T.S
(J)ust (E)njoy (T)he (S)wag= J.E.T.S
by HunterYoungJets July 24, 2011
Get the Young Jetsmug. Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 7, 2004
Get the jet fuelmug. by ronnieradio April 17, 2011
Get the Jet Blackmug.