Kinky Pooh

The act of licking honey off of a sexual partner’s nipples while wearing no pants and a red shirt

“So she really likes Disney, huh?”
“Dude, she likes it so much she made me do the kinky Pooh last night.”

by Tim’s Tool Man September 16, 2020

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

kinky walrus

A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position

Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.

by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 23, 2013

kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017

kinky shot

when one has a sexually stimulating dream, but doesn't actually have sexual intercourse during the dream.

sara: oh gosh if parker knew!
jessica: oh jesus!
jessica: yeah the dream wasn't like sex, but it was just us making out
sara: sounds like a kinky shot!

by sara jessica parker bitch! October 18, 2008

Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.

"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"

by WHOAkatie October 29, 2006

Kinky Shizznit

A three some of awesome people, usually a boy and 2 girls, these are people whos lifes are evovled around a string of embarresments which is then followed through by telling people about these embarresments.
Also, a group of 3, who don't give a fuck, stick together, and are sexually in-appropriate, if you are a geek, we are the people who you call "weird". We are the people you say are "going to end up being prostitutes since you don't concentrate on you studies!".
Furthermore, Kinky Shizznits are under-aged drinkers who use the word "WOW!" extensively to potray certain thoughts about something or someone, don't fuck with them, or they will fuck you.
In the ass.
Yes.
You.
In the ass.
Without a condom.
Nasty Shit.
BUM NUGGET!

Boy 1: "DUDE WE ARE SO FUCKING KINKY SHIZZNITS!"
Girl 2: "HELL YEA! STOP RAPING ME AGAIN!"
Girl 3: "NO NO DRAMA NO NO NO DRAMA!"
Boy 1: "SHUT UP AND MOAN BITCH!"
Girl 2: "NO RAPE FOR YOU TOMMOROW!"
Boy 1: "THATS WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY!"
Girl 3: "WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Heres examples of things kinky shizznits would say;

"YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE"
"You have spanked me so hard that my capilleries are starting to show"
"LIKE A HAIRY MILLITARY CROATIAN WOMAN!"
"I'd Better teach you some respect!"
"I work women"
"Wow"

by All Nautral - ARGH January 5, 2009