A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.
Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.
Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.
Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.
by James Myrick September 24, 2007
HELLO... A Tie dyed "rainbow warrior" often seen anywhere hippies congregate. Commonly seen with a white haired Santa looking hippie collecting roaches from one of many "young bucks" or asking them to drive whatever disgusting box on wheels happens to be carrying them across the country. Can be heard saying such phrases as "Hey young buck, how much money do you owe me?", "Family Fluff", or "Good doses make you fall asleep."
See also Feddie Eddie
See also Feddie Eddie
by Pu-pu-pu-puddles June 25, 2010
by George_Savage October 05, 2015
After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.
by marky means July 07, 2009
The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
by Dick November 22, 2004
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
by Chad Adams October 08, 2006