Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016

Testicular Transfer

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts

Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer

by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016

texticulate

tex·tic·u·late /texˈstikyəˌlāt/ - verb. To use lots of capitalization and special characters in a text message to emphasize one's words.

He texticulated wildly in his tweets, such that they were almost unreadable and nonsensical.

by Rambose Fierce September 14, 2016

Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor April 18, 2018

Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"

"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"

by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017