Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff

Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .

It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.

It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

teslabali

fat ahh nigga

Aye bro, did you see that whale? I thought it was teslabali!

by balibrufas September 6, 2023

toeslap

When your slap your girls vagina with your foot mostly with the front end making sure all five toes reach in and exit in one motion

"Last night I gave my girl a toeslapand she left me because of it."

by RealBiBoy September 9, 2023

Tesla

Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.

Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?

by anhandle123 December 8, 2023

TeelaPhobia

The fear of your teeth falling out.

Person 1 : Hey, would you like an apple?
Person 2 : OH, i have TeelaPhobia. i'm scared that my teeth fall out. it makes me unable to bite straight into foods like apples

by Bunnyshoppingedits December 11, 2023