Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 02, 2023
Bobby took the stripper to the seedy motel on the corner of 11th and Skidrow, it was dirty so he made her give him a Tennessee lean-to
by Urbandicdude November 06, 2020
Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.
by Octopus Pussy February 09, 2020
When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
Where you take a fat moist lip of dip, lay her down on her back with her knees to her chest. Round up a good dip loogie and spit it straight into her asshole then proceed to use it as lube.
Man we were just sitting there and my woman said, "let's try something new and kinky" so I agreed and gave her a Tennessee bullseye.
by Unclefukker February 20, 2020
Edd: What happened to Will last night?
Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.
Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.
by Robin Eves December 21, 2018
by Parry Flanagan May 02, 2022