by Parry Flanagan May 1, 2022
Get the Tennessee dribblermug. Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.
by Octopus Pussy February 9, 2020
Get the Tennessee Blindfoldmug. Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
Get the Tennessee Toothpickmug. by nutsack muscle March 8, 2022
Get the Tennessee fudgesiclemug. Edd: What happened to Will last night?
Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.
Robin: He went full Tennessee Stranger and reported himself to the police for breaking and entering his own home.
by Robin Eves December 21, 2018
Get the Tennessee Strangermug. Where you take a fat moist lip of dip, lay her down on her back with her knees to her chest. Round up a good dip loogie and spit it straight into her asshole then proceed to use it as lube.
Man we were just sitting there and my woman said, "let's try something new and kinky" so I agreed and gave her a Tennessee bullseye.
by Unclefukker February 20, 2020
Get the Tennessee bullseyemug. It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.
Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
by Xgh0stx May 5, 2014
Get the tennessee crushermug.