stratford teeth

Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.

Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.

by Sexorz September 12, 2008

dick teething

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.

Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.

by yelak May 19, 2014

eyes and teeth

Nigger in the dark

What are those white things floating in the air...

by im black July 14, 2003

Chetta teeth

When a persons teeth have been neglected proper care that a yellow build up has developed on to the teeth.

Guy 1:"Did you see her teeth?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what's wrong wit em?"
Guy 1:"She gots Chetta teeth."
Guy 2:"Ahahaha, that nasty!"

by miggula November 26, 2007

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.

Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.

by hammertime03131987 July 19, 2015

Milking the teeth

A man cumming in your mouth.

Buck was aiming for my eye, but he ended up "milking the teeth" instead.

by Venus83 August 10, 2010