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Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.
"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!
by some medic August 17, 2007
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Technicality Win

Whereby you win an argument through a technicality.
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1. One who engages in sex with men, and will also willingly give blow jobs, not because he is gay, just because he is that kind of guy

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Technical

Raymus c.2003. Someone who possesses enough knowhow and common sense to GET THINGS DONE.
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The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
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technical metal

A sub genre of metal combining technical and complex guitar and drum patterns often associated with polyrhythms, djent and odd time signatures, with distorted rhythms. Some good examples of technical metal bands are "The Dillinger Escape Plan" and "Polyphia."

Another name for Technical Metal is Progressive Metal.
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Person 1: I love the polyrhythm riff technicalities of the guitar riffs and drum patterns!
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