Tatted

Short for retarded like you are saying it in a Boston accent.

“ boi you tatted as shit”
“Bro I shotgunned like 12 beers and I’m tatted”

by Blohckboy February 3, 2018

tainted

a bitch who slept with more than five dudes

I heard you messin wit Tanya.That chic tainted

by f-that_shit November 13, 2007

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

With Tinted Visor

Being so drunk, that women who you once thought weren't attractive suddenly become attractive. Alcohol is usually to blame. It gets it's name from a piece of glass, attached to a hockey helmet for eye protection. With this glass tinted, it would become very hard to see or distinguish things which are distinguishable otherwise.

"She's smokin'...with tinted visor on of course."

by Blinky938 September 6, 2009