taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

by DanGilbert July 10, 2010

taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

by Stepdads September 29, 2010

Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

taking the piggie to market

fucking your partner's asshole with your big toe

She was taking the piggie to market and I came everywhere!

by DMind July 12, 2012

Taking a trip to Florida

A code phrase for anal sex.

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"

by Daith September 21, 2013

Taking the skinboat to tunatown

A male having sex with a random female, not to be used with people in a relationship. Obviously skinboat means penis and tunatown is the vagina.

Kiran met a random drunk girl and got caught taking the skinboat to tunatown with her on the floor.

by MAN!!!!! September 6, 2006