wall-talker

someone who likes to talk to a wall and excommunicate themselves from society

Justina was wall-talker and doesn't have any friends

by MisterDove October 18, 2017

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

Hoe talker

A person who talks to a number of people of the opposite sex who are known to be hoes

Friend 1: omg look at that guy over there
Friend 2: who?
Friend 1: that guy talking to that girl!

Friend 2: you know she’s a hoe right?!

Friend 1: what a hoe talker!

by Verzio February 9, 2019

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Snob Talker

Someone that likes to use big words in every sentence on purpose just to be ostentatious.

I can understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 31, 2015

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015