tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)

"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."

by Twathenge April 27, 2006

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Corn Tits

A person with extremely large Nipples(male or female).

"Did you see that girl without a bra on? Her corn tits made holes in her shirt!"

by 109020d1993 March 12, 2010

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A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.

Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.

by Taugosz July 22, 2008

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tubby tits

Really big tits such as a fat kids a really fat kid. Mostly found on males, aka tub tits

Dam you got some huge tubby tits. wow those tubby tits are huge

by jelly jugs November 3, 2008

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wizard tits

Tits so glorious they cast a magic spell on you. The only way to break the spell is to bang the beholder of said Wizard tits, or else they will haunt you while you fap for the rest of your days

Alecia's wizard tits would haunt a lesser mans dreams, but they were no match for a poon slayer like Mike D.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

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