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Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.
I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.
by awagg July 11, 2011
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brain twister

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem
The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.
by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010
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tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.
At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.
by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008
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weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.
She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.
by RayCruzer July 14, 2008
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Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.
He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.
by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010
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knife twister

One who kicks another while they are down. A person who latches onto another's insecurities and makes them feel worse.
Did you hear what Brittany said to that homeless guy about his life sucking - that was a real knife twister.

Man, Brittany is a real knife twister.
by Giles Rich April 30, 2011
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jewish twister

when a man and a woman or man engage in anal intercourse and the man or woman spins on the penis
me and sonja had a go at the jewish twister last night and my willy got a bit messy
by mad_dog_adrian69 July 19, 2017
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