Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

by PseudoChris May 10, 2014

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.

“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”

by DadKum69 April 2, 2021

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

Gentleman's Tug

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"

James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.

by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014

comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Bum tug

When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit

Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today

June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?

Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug

by Sceggs November 12, 2018