too much sand in the hourglass

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

by Elliebear June 3, 2008

Too many turns of the coat hanger

This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.

She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.

by deeknight August 18, 2009

Too Fresh

1) Refers to somebody who has too much style to be considered Fresh, but only Too Fresh.

2) A Boss Clothing Line

Im looking Too Fresh right now.

by Too Fresh Clothing September 6, 2010

too much

Just too much, too much to handle, just too much...

Lisa: Melissa why don't you wanna come sleigh riding?
Melissa: It's just too much.

by Lisa and Melissa November 3, 2005

Too posh to push

A negative connotation made to describe the choice many women have for an elective caesarean, rather than grunting and screaming for hours like they portray in the movies.

Saying "Too posh to push" is usually said by men who will never know the physical demands of pushing a child's head through their body. Similar to pushing a bowling ball through a straw.

Imagine passing an 8 pound baby out of your A-hole. Just try.

by LuckyLove*** March 9, 2010

too sexual for love

somebody that cares too much about sex on a relationship that theyre far from falling in love.

Cain: "i love you babe!"
Cainlana: "so you wanna fuck?"
Cain: "again?"
Cainlana: "if you love me youll fuck me!!"
Cain: "do you love me?"
Cainlana: "no, im too sexual for love"

by KatChamber September 1, 2007

too far

This usually happens when a few friends are playfully bugging their buddy.

To take a joke too far, you should keep talking after you stopped being funny, or bring the persons mom into the conversation.

nick- nico, go get some friends.
jessica- you always drink all my stuff, smelly.
nico-you guys suck, haha.
drew- ha ha, yeah! nobody likes you! not even your mom! loser!
dan- too far, drew. too far.

by udaddict September 12, 2009