Tofu

Tofu (noun): Not born perfect, nor someone who tries to be perfect. Beyond perfection. As a result, drives all around him towards insanity, through his sheer brilliance! :D

eg: Omg, you are a Tofu!

by tofu_appreciator November 14, 2011

Toruu

a fat dude in Jacke Chan Adventures that helps jackie and chokes on his ding-a-ling

Toruu was choking on his ding-a-ling that night when he was kidnapping Jackie's niece

by AKP October 20, 2003

toflu

A new strain of recently discovered viral influenza transmitted through tofu products. Vegetarians in particular are at highest risk. Toflu is a mutated form of the killer flu emerging from avian flu and swine flu.

"Forget swine flu, I'm more worried about catching toflu at the organic healthfood cafe!"

by lexiconista June 6, 2009

Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

tofunar

Adj: Meaning "totally fuckin' narly"

"Bro that was sooo tofunar when you did that double Mc Twist in the half pipe!"

by Jackben January 27, 2007

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012