technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.

I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.

by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

Today

Today is the day that urbano gets access to legend_epsilon game

today i get access best deay of my life!!

by asifjamsw November 22, 2021

Today

Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.

"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"

by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 15, 2025