shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

slut ticket

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

by ladedaa March 4, 2009

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

lottery ticket

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012

Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid

We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.

by shit towne pat April 23, 2008

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010