deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021

glitter nutz

a title only used by those of men who has transcended to the pinnacle of humanity

1.its a bird its a plain no its GLITTER NUTZ
2 if i dip my nuts in glitter can i call myself glitter nutz

by titty dick sprinkles November 26, 2023

Fat nutz

mason is gay, and i have fat nutz

i have fat nutz

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 04, 2020

Tree Nutz

Pretty much a ultimate badass, Can't be beat by nobody, or that he will admit to. Most people with this nickname are from Texas or some other kinda badass state.

DUDE, he's such a Tree Nutz!! God damn he's a Tree Nutz!

by goodguy522 February 04, 2010

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

immutable nutz

The text that defines the mid-point of the omniflurry.

...
Fuck You: "Immutable Nutz"
Hammer: "I'm gunna jump in here, at the flurry's half way point. Incidentally, you don't wanna know what urban dictionary thinks of the term vatican gag."
Trawler: "That is a very optimistic view."
Hammer: "Bear in mind, I'm counting all flurries that have ever occurred as a single, unbroken flurry. What I'm saying is, we're all going to die in about seven years' time."
Trawler: "At the conclusion of the omniflurry, into whose second half we have recently crossed."

by cheumpford March 28, 2014